Google Monitor » Humor http://googlemonitor.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 17 May 2012 17:53:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Funny Google Matt Cutts Mashup Video http://googlemonitor.com/2012/funny-google-matt-cutts-mashup-video/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/funny-google-matt-cutts-mashup-video/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 18:09:12 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=10988 http://googlemonitor.com/2012/funny-google-matt-cutts-mashup-video/feed/ 0 Google and Dr Evil? Surely no connection http://googlemonitor.com/2012/google-and-dr-evil-surely-no-connection/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/google-and-dr-evil-surely-no-connection/#comments Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:40:43 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=10575 http://googlemonitor.com/2012/google-and-dr-evil-surely-no-connection/feed/ 0 Moneygall – Google Gets Fined http://googlemonitor.com/2012/moneygall-google-gets-fined/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/moneygall-google-gets-fined/#comments Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:38:01 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=10561 http://googlemonitor.com/2012/moneygall-google-gets-fined/feed/ 0 How to Keep Google From Watching Your Searches (Comic) http://googlemonitor.com/2012/how-to-keep-google-from-watching-your-searches-comic/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/how-to-keep-google-from-watching-your-searches-comic/#comments Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:23:17 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=9846 http://googlemonitor.com/2012/how-to-keep-google-from-watching-your-searches-comic/feed/ 0 The Google Toilet http://googlemonitor.com/2012/the-google-toilet/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/the-google-toilet/#comments Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:52:19 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=9790 http://googlemonitor.com/2012/the-google-toilet/feed/ 0 Google Cartoon http://googlemonitor.com/2012/google-cartoon/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/google-cartoon/#comments Wed, 29 Feb 2012 21:07:28 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=9774 http://googlemonitor.com/2012/google-cartoon/feed/ 0 Mayan Calendar Predicts the End of Privacy http://googlemonitor.com/2012/mayan-calendar-predicts-the-end-of-privacy/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/mayan-calendar-predicts-the-end-of-privacy/#comments Tue, 28 Feb 2012 20:10:42 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=9755 http://googlemonitor.com/2012/mayan-calendar-predicts-the-end-of-privacy/feed/ 0 Googlighting, Microsoft’s Latest Viral Attack On Google Docs http://googlemonitor.com/2012/googlighting-microsoft%e2%80%99s-latest-viral-attack-on-google-docs/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/googlighting-microsoft%e2%80%99s-latest-viral-attack-on-google-docs/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:26:20 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=9652 http://googlemonitor.com/2012/googlighting-microsoft%e2%80%99s-latest-viral-attack-on-google-docs/feed/ 0 A satirical 100 word version of Google’s Privacy Agreement by Lore Sjoberg writing for Wired 2-6-12: “Why do you care what our user agreement says? We could put anything in here and you’d agree to it. You know why? Because you people love us. You! Love! Us! You’re all, “Oh please, Google, can I use you for e-mail? Can I stick my daughter’s quinceañera in Google Calendar? Can I put all my spreadsheets in you? May I watch videos of sleepy kittens? Oh, and can I please search you forever and always, please?” What are you going to do, switch to freaking DuckDuckGo? Here’s your user agreement: We agree you should shut up and use our stuff.” http://googlemonitor.com/2012/a-satirical-100-word-version-of-google%e2%80%99s-privacy-agreement-by-lore-sjoberg-writing-for-wired-2-6-12-%e2%80%9cwhy-do-you-care-what-our-user-agreement-says-we-could-put-anything-in-here-and-y/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/a-satirical-100-word-version-of-google%e2%80%99s-privacy-agreement-by-lore-sjoberg-writing-for-wired-2-6-12-%e2%80%9cwhy-do-you-care-what-our-user-agreement-says-we-could-put-anything-in-here-and-y/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:21:51 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=9389 A satirical 100 word version of Google’s Privacy Agreement by Lore Sjoberg writing for Wired 2-6-12:

 

“Why do you care what our user agreement says? We could put anything in here and you’d agree to it. You know why? Because you people love us. You! Love! Us! You’re all, “Oh please, Google, can I use you for e-mail? Can I stick my daughter’s quinceañera in Google Calendar? Can I put all my spreadsheets in you? May I watch videos of sleepy kittens? Oh, and can I please search you forever and always, please?” What are you going to do, switch to freaking DuckDuckGo? Here’s your user agreement: We agree you should shut up and use our stuff.”

]]> http://googlemonitor.com/2012/a-satirical-100-word-version-of-google%e2%80%99s-privacy-agreement-by-lore-sjoberg-writing-for-wired-2-6-12-%e2%80%9cwhy-do-you-care-what-our-user-agreement-says-we-could-put-anything-in-here-and-y/feed/ 0 Google Is Watching You http://googlemonitor.com/2012/google-is-watching-you/ http://googlemonitor.com/2012/google-is-watching-you/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:49:00 +0000 admin http://googlemonitor.com/?p=9250 http://googlemonitor.com/2012/google-is-watching-you/feed/ 0