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A satirical 100 word version of Google’s Privacy Agreement by Lore Sjoberg writing for Wired 2-6-12: “Why do you care what our user agreement says? We could put anything in here and you’d agree to it. You know why? Because you people love us. You! Love! Us! You’re all, “Oh please, Google, can I use you for e-mail? Can I stick my daughter’s quinceañera in Google Calendar? Can I put all my spreadsheets in you? May I watch videos of sleepy kittens? Oh, and can I please search you forever and always, please?” What are you going to do, switch to freaking DuckDuckGo? Here’s your user agreement: We agree you should shut up and use our stuff.”
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